Barnacle Pouch

Posted in July 28, 2007 ¬ 1:00 pmh.adminNo Comments »

Barnacle Pouch
I had a dream about Jesus, what does it mean?

Before I start I need you to be aware that I surf..Anyway the dream starts out with me making out with this chick right and then i could fly and i flew all around the pier at the beach and then i entered the water and my johnson got cut from a barnacle.Then I was in this scary hospital. This guy in a robe kept trying to sell me pieces of velcro, like the way people sell stolen watches where they open one side of there jacket, but he did it with a robe like 5 times and the last time i saw this big bloody sore at his crotch. Then I was like this is happening to me too, then all of a sudden this huge stork rips the roof off and puts me in the pouch it has on its bill and flys me out of there. I think the stork is Jesus what do you think?

It means you should lay off the bean burritos before bedtime.